sassking-trevor:

cassbones:

lesbe-nerdy:

chanellecassidy:

saber-chan:

My parents aren’t home

You know what that means

*sits in the living room instead of sealing myself away in my room*

this is too accurate 

*parents close the door*, *emerges slowly from room like an easily startled deer*

*Parents come home* *scurries back to room like frightened squirrel*

Y’all think this is a joke but it’s 100% accurate

(via hylianndreamer)

(via permeate)

so-personal:

everything personal

(Source: 100wordsneversaid)

dersia:

*passionately sings the wrong line to a song*

(Source: stormiing, via fake-mermaid)

diazrar:

i cant get over these pictures omg thats some rl disney bullshit right there

image

(Source: champagnepuppies, via honey-button)

snaggypax:

everets:

just replace all police with police dogs

nobody would be mean or rude the police imagine a dog with a lil’ backpack giving you a ticket. you can’t get mad at the dog. the dog is just doing his lil’ dog job and wagging his tail and you KNOW he loves you still.

(via fake-mermaid)

cheesecakelama:

opidiod:

wellversedinetiquettte:

What the fuck is wrong with this website

absolutely nothing

Its flawless

(Source: solarsenpai, via fake-mermaid)

ifistayofficial:

Adam always knows just the thing to say.

2cc48a:

*does drugs but won’t eat white bread*

(via ekisaleks)